bisexualpiratequeen: I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1- I am glorious above all things 2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored 3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine 4- Show displeasure clearly. 5- NO 6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed. (via bottomrogers)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via bottomrogers)

flawlessvevo:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: [inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school [remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit (via salaciousinsanity)

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via salaciousinsanity)

taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly (Source: parasailin, via juicyhoranges)

taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

(Source: parasailin, via juicyhoranges)

Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all. Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN! Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well. Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT! Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had. Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY! Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great. Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! Feminists: Um... Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
“And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself.”
suber: Miley Cyrus beat Beyonce for  Video of The Year? (via g-thing)

suber:

Miley Cyrus beat Beyonce for  Video of The Year?

(via g-thing)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here